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Deep-Heat Rivalry Tickets

It’s not just a rivalry. It’s a full-contact comedy.

Age recommendation: 18+

Performance Dates

11 September - 11 October 2026

Run time: 1hr 15 mins

No interval

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In the high-stakes, high-speed world of professional ice hockey, rivalries run deep… but this one runs hotter.

DEEP-HEAT RIVALRY follows sworn enemies Shane Hollandaise and Ilya Stroganoff — two outrageously talented, aggressively handsome hockey superstars whose on-ice clashes are the stuff of legend. But behind the bruises, body checks, and barely concealed tension lies a secret neither man is prepared to face: they are madly, inconveniently, and spectacularly in love.

Loosely inspired by a certain hit TV series (and we mean very loosely), this filthy new parody written and directed by Oliver-nominated Trevor Ashley, crashes together locker-room drama, forbidden romance, parody songs, and absolutely no understanding of sport whatsoever.

Expect full-frontal nudity. Expect power ballads. Expect power plays. Expect emotional meltdowns in tiny towels.

With outrageous comedy, shameless innuendo, and a score that ranges from power ballad to party pop, DEEP-HEAT RIVALRY is less about hockey… and more about hooking up.

It’s not just a rivalry. It’s a full-contact comedy.

Upcoming Performance Times

Friday11 September 2026
Saturday12 September 2026
Saturday12 September 2026
Sunday13 September 2026
Sunday13 September 2026
Tuesday15 September 2026
Wednesday16 September 2026
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16:30
20:00
15:00
18:30
20:00
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Content

Strong language, adult themes, nudity.
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